On Marriage

Simon (with a very worried face): Mommy, I don't know how to get married when I grow up.
Me:  It's okay, Simon, you'll know how when you get old enough to get married.
Reed (confidently):  It's really easy, Simon!  All you have to do is say "Will you marry me?" to a girl and she will give you one of two answers.  The best one is "No" because you don't have to do anything at all.  But if she says "yes" then you have to get married soon after.